Give it a Try

I think someone misspelled y-chromosome as "heart."

God Gave Me Boys

Oldest just burped so hard he hurt himself.


#Thingsyouneverhearmomsofgirlssay

Preggo?

Youngest: Why do we have something in the fridge that calls itself "Preggo meat sauce?" That's just wrong!

Me: That's not THAT kind of preggo.

Wait, What?

Youngest just told me that he thinks Obama makes Heath Ledger's Joker look datable.

And Nothing Butt

So under the influence of alcohol, the middle child tells me that since he's moved into the house with us, he's developed the "Official Family Butt." 

Hmmmm. Must be the influence of the Official Family Menu established by the dearly departed Husband.

— feeling proud.